Let's play: Would you rather?

The rules to this game are pretty simple. A question is posed giving you two choices and you will have to reply what you would rather do. You can make it as unpleasant as you want and be creative! After giving your response, come up with a question for the next person to answer.

Would you rather take a bath in live tarantulas or eat one?

I would eat one, I heard they are pretty good.

Would you kick an annoying kid or punch a pervert elderly?

Kicking kids is a no-go and while I do respect the elderly, I'd rather punch one of them if they are behaving inappropriately.

Would you rather let your lips be licked by a cat or a dog?

By a dog, at least it won't hurt.

Would you jump from a plane without parachute or from a bridge without a rope?